We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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