The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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