girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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