i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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