Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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