Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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