dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just had sex on a roof
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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