After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
What drink are we having for lunch?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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