I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We are all done wearing pants today
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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