It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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