Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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