a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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