You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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