Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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