i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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