So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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