Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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