I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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