He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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