Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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