would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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