Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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