I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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