I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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