Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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