I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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