Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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