So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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