Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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