you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
