Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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