To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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