Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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