Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I just gargled with NyQuil
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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