My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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