The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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