YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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