Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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