You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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