There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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