arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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