You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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