I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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