omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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