Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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