I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
