DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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