we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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