he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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