im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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