We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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