Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
is that a dick in a sweater?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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